alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head

porndirector:

sometimes i just like to tell people to shutup even if they’re not talking

majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

skankplissken:

my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face, 

because what truly matters is 

what’s inside you.

westark:

2012 theatre tour
2013 arena tour
2014 stadium tour
2015 goddamn motherfuckiNg pLANET TOUR